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quit submitting this

this is the 5th time I've blammed this feature ... newgrounds has it said not to resubmit the same thing unless you have done some improvements and it has been exactly teh same every time I view it .. what are you trying to do give away free blam points ?

Jocker1337 responds:

Well it wasn't blammed this time so it looks like I win and j00 lose.
But I still <3 j00 n e way <3

it's not a matter of new members

look it's fine you guys got your little " lock and clock " club going on. I think it's great that your all working together and helping eachother out with tips and tricks. BUT with all the resources and people you guys have at your disposal then one would expect something fresh and new. Get away from your lock and clock characters and show us what you guys can really animate.

pooopooopooopooo responds:

my next project is non-clock

not really original

you know I may have thought it was somewhat funny if I hadn't of heard that story a dozen times or seen mythbusters try to prove if that was possible or not

jimmyouidiot responds:

i have never seen that episode of myth busters, actually it is a darwin award winner story, if u have ever heard of them. but thanks for the good review.

it's fun

granted there is no story line but hey it looks like fun :)

davebman009 responds:

thanks...i guess..

ok that was stupid

Sound for the "inflatable jesus" was very inaudable ( I'm guessing it was done on purpose ) and of course there was no reason to do it except to I guess poke fun at jesus in a very poor and unhumorous way.

MrHappyFace responds:

Actually Inflatable Jesus is a metaphor of sorts for our modern day "pretend" religious sanctions and leaders who use Christianity as a way of profit and power advancement rather than enhancement of spirit. We can see by the horrible actions commited in this animation by the "fake" Jesus Christ, aka the inflatable one, that just because he looks like Jesus and his name is Jesus doesn't mean that he is necessarily good and richeous. Thus, the point trying to be made here is that just because an organized religious group or person says they are following the word of God, they shouldn't be followed by mear faith. Leave your faith for the higher entities, not those who parade themselves in front of the masses pretending to be on a higher spiritual level while trying to sell everyone something.

Ha ha ha just kidding. I thought it would be funny to see an inflatable Jesus Christ rip a kid's organs out. And it is. It makes me laugh every time. Ah ha ha ha... poor Timmy when will he learn to not talk to inflatable saviors.

my son liked it

Out of all in my room currently my 14 month old son was the only one who liked it and that lasted for 20 seconds.

bob-bobberson responds:

The rating of this film is "13+". Please stop being an irresponsible parent, and get a job you state-scavving scum.

Great Job

Great job there on showing how much fun one can have with stick figures I rather enjoyed it. By the way give a big heads up to Shannon Sutherland for me I'm a Sutherland also :P YAY CLANSMEN!

Rikimaru-ssj responds:

Thank you! Go Sutherlands!

1.5 hours ?

ok for 1.5 hours that was pretty cool but if you can do that in 1.5 hours then you ought to try to put alot of hard earned work into something I bet you can do something really awesome. Well good job and keep it up.

sleeeeep responds:

yeah about an hoour and a half... thats alotta tweening in there not much real movement so it was a quick easy job

ok whoa dude chill

man I wasn't even going to give a review till I saw your reply that you gave to that last guy which is why I rate everything all 0's. I rather enjoyed it somewhat and gave it a vote of 3 but you got to realise one thing that is great about newgrounds is that anyone can view and post a review about your movie and despite some jerk's review that they give you when you reply like that it just sets an ugly way for everybody to NOT WATCH your shorts.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

You're a dumbass as well.


This section is for REVIEWING cartoons.
AKA, giving a critique. That guy below me didnt do that. No, he chose to outright insult my intelligence. You are doing the same thing by trying to lecture me in a case where I am obviously right.


And by writing that pointless lecture, and rating it all zeros, you are also abusing the review section and helping to kill this website.


Good job, stupid. Good job.

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